And Now It's Time For...My Favorite News Story of the Month

Wyoming Men Cited for Making Snow Phallus

(05-01) 20:04 PDT Laramie, Wyo. (AP) --
Two men have pleaded not guilty to promoting obscenity for allegedly building a snow phallus in their front yard.

Brandon Arp, 20, and Aric Davenport, 19, were arraigned Friday in circuit court.

Police say Arp and Davenport built the sculpture April 21. Neighbors found the sculpture offensive and, although someone destroyed it, the two were cited.

Davenport's attorney, Michael Vang, said it's not clear how the sculpture was obscene. He accused police of selective enforcement.
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All I can say is, I wish there were a photo accompanying this story.